Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Thanks Max..

First of all, for those who know me, my dog Max is my "ball and chain."  I have had to skip out on many things because of him.  Because I just worked 2 or 3 days in a row and I only have one day off and I don't think it's fair to leave him home alone all day again, etc., etc.  With that being said, what do you do when your senior citizen dog starts to shit on his Grandmothers camper floor while on vacation?  Is he senile?  Is he jealous that Marley slept in the bed and he had to "rough" it on the couch?  Is he just a jerk?  Well.. I thought he was a little of both and then I came home.  I was home for a few hours and got up and saw this sight.  Yuck.  Are you kidding me right now?
Anyone who has been in the medical field know's a GI bleed when you see one.  Typical black, tarry stools.  It's even better when it's on my carpet.  Did I forget to mention this is Saturday night?  Monday is Memorial day?  I couldn't take him to the vet til Tuesday?  Really Max?  You better stop this shit.  Then, I follow him in the yard and check on his poo.  YUP! It is now the pretty Mahogany.  Crap, you can't wait another 40 hours.  I have to take you to the hospital.  Great.  Super Fantastic.  Or something like that.
 $400 later I get to take the little prick home.  Now here is the thanking part of that little prick.  There was a repeat for the 4th of July weekend.  This time I caught it right away and he could see his regular Doctor.  Such a nicer bill to pay.  Below I won myself a nice, brand new, bottom of the line, Bissell Proheat Pet.  I happened have someone elses sitting in the garage so I got the initial clean up done.  I'm just waiting for it to cool off a touch more and use this bad boy on the whole house.  Thanks again you little prick.  Your gift is much welcomed, now if only you could use it yourself!


Sazzle said...

Oh man! That is so shitty! Pun intended. Poor thing, though. Is he ok?

Martha said...

Im not sure.. I think he has to go back. I gotta watch his poo today!